bonerfart:

Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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culinarycanvas:

Lake Como, Italy.

Watermelon - Lemon - Celery - Apricot - Blueberries - Banana - Fennel

culinarycanvas:

Lake Como, Italy.

Watermelon - Lemon - Celery - Apricot - Blueberries - Banana - Fennel

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"Until we have seen someone’s darkness, we don’t really know who they are. Until we have forgiven someone’s darkness, we don’t really know what love is."

- Marianne Williamson (via psych-facts)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

failbag:

I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me

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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

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ridge:

bye
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"If I could choose one thing in life that I like to do for myself, that would be traveling everywhere with no restrictions to how long I could stay at a particular place, what I could do, what I could buy, who I get to be and get to take me with. That would be fantastic."

- (via buuuuucky-barnes)

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention